I started a poll for alignment, but it looked awful so I eated it. I am such a sandwich anarchist that I would go as far as saying anything that is wrapped in carb or carb-like outer coating counts as ...

Personally I'd side with Purist given how heavily ingrained it is in society. In the more Neutral vein, I sometimes make my kids variants of the beloved PBJ, such as mashing up peanut butter and ...